A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
My wife took a hot tub dump last night.
A friend or close acquaintance who nurtures one's mother in the hot tub.
My friend's mother accepted my invitation to the hot tub. I am now my friend's hot tub daddy.
Dirty around tub get your stanking ass in the tub use lots of soap u nasty ass bums
Dirty around tub means use soap instinct ly
Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on
It’s 30F outside. Time to hop into the airy hot tub.
Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.
I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.
Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.
I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.