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Brown noise

1. An unwanted, undesirable noise, similar to 'white noise' but commonly associated with people who TALK SHIT
2. A distracting noise which tends to cause confusion, disillusionment and temporary memory loss. Caused by simple, audacious imbeciles TALKING SHIT

Ben " did you remember that thing? "
Mike "shoot! I forgot it because my parents were spewing Brown Noise at me"

by Michael Aurelius February 10, 2021

Brown lounge

A brown lounge is achieved by defecating on your partners face. Next you must mount their face saddling it, smooshing said expelled content over their face. Creating, a brown lounge.

I can’t wait to turn my partner into a brown lounge tonight

by Spicyqueen February 22, 2023

Brown A- Bomb

When some one is taking a shit and go extreme meaures to not touch the toilet in a public place. they put there feet on the wall so that they are completely hanging over the toilet at least by a foot and then the shit which sets of a blast of large proportions.

"Oh my gawd the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!"
"shouldnt have done that Brown A- Bomb'

by slickcj June 29, 2010

Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021

Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat

Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched

Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011