A fork of Rural Dictionary
The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.
"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"
A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage
Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it
Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
When every one in the community has contributed to the truffle butter and the truffle butter bad morphed into the cheese.
Vikki has the community cheese after the community train last night.
Vikki must ration the community cheese, due to excessive cheese mongering.
The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.
Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!
An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.
This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.
it means like "get pranked kid"
"I just got 20 bucks from my little brother"
"That's cheese"