Country Dictionary

Airport security's biggest threat.

Years ago I was at an airport and they stopped me at security because I was carrying Kraft cheese.

someone who chats a load of rubbish and makes a lot of stuff up.

Michael is such a kraft, he always makes stuff up.

Su Familia de Sabor

Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner

apparently the way america spells cheese

"America spells cheese k-r-a-f-t."

Kan't Remember A Fucking Thing.

"I know you say we discussed this, but I just KRAFT."

A company that makes a wide variety of cheese related products.

When I eat cheese, it is likely made by Kraft.

The stupid cheese company that fucks up my god damn last name. Everyone automatically thinks it's spelled "Kraft" when it's really spelled Craft. I fucking hate it.

Sweet, a check for 20,000 dollars! Oh wait, fuck! They spelled my name wrong. It's not Kraft, it's Craft. SHIT!