A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames. It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight? Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter? Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!
Guy1: she is hot and fun Guy2: yeah her name is Rachel Alice
a female who eats takis has a brother named tom lives in avalon and dyed her hair blone
alice sheehan is a woman
The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin much like the rabbit hole in Alice In Wonderland ..empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been? Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.
The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been? Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.