A fork of Rural Dictionary
It refers to a disease that is an fortnite addiction, Fortnite is a battle royale game that sucks which is why Ligma’s meaning is a Fortnite addiction; additionally it is also a joke and if you don’t know it the person who asked ligma will proceed to say balls, which also leads to the conclusion that Fortnite sucks ass enough to have an addiction to it named a joke called Ligma.
“Did you know that Steve Jobs died of Ligma?” “What’s Ligma?” “Ligma balls”
A Non-treatable diesease that causes gullibility, Most cases of ligma occur in mid childhood (about 7) and people over 30. Variations of Ligma include: Sugma, Milkma, Bofa, Candice, Maween and Wendys. Ligma is also a distant strain of Updog and Somata. If you, yourself are diagonsed with Ligma or its many strains, you must end your use of Twitter, Discord and Reddit.
Doctor: "Im sorry to say, but you have been diagonsed with Ligma".
You/Patient: "whats LIgma"
Ligma is a disease spread by many other insects when someone or something has died
A Critical Disease, Causing the Person to be Paralysed for Life...This Horrible disease was Passed on from Ninja. The famous Fortnite Twitch streamer, also owning a YouTube channel, with the name, “Ninja”...This is all his Fault! First signs of this Disease is Choking, Gagging, Moaning in Undeniable Pain...
Dan: “I’ve been choking a lot the past weeks.”
Me: “well that’s maybe a sign of Ligma..”
Lig-ma
Noun
1. Disease found by Tyler Blevins in the 1900's, most known for spreading to Twitch Streamers.
"It is also known as Elajigmnia, in latin terms."
2. A way to greet a person in agony.
"Ligma sir!"
"Ligma what?"
"Ligma"
"Ligma what?"
"Lijim Baels, is the right answer Mr. Blevins."
-Blevins failed in science, then had the disease in the Summer of 2018."
The definition of Ligma is stored in the balls.
"it's stored in the balls"
"what ?"
"Ligma."
"Ligma what?"
(completion is left as an exercise to the reader)