A fork of Rural Dictionary
Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit
Confey lads are a different breed
The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮
Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs
The lads are a group of overconfident but intellectually deficient young men. Their hobbies include; cheering, getting drunk, wanking in lessons, getting head from youngers & being cheated on. The lads will evolve to one day become the geezers, who will give their wives black eyes if the steak pie is over cooked.
Person 1: That guy just failed the exam but ran out cheering
Person 2: Don’t worry, he’s one of the lads
A group of young vibing men who are supporters of Dylan and will help execute anyone who Dylan hates
A congregation of showy white males being rowdy, wearing tight chinos and those ugly basketball tank tops while chugging back a lame brand of 'craft' beer. Happens on a daily basis all over NZ.
The Lads decided it was a great time to take a group selfie of their greatness whilst doing gangster signs.
Nobody worships rugby more than The Lads.