A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who possesses candy like traits, is silly as fuck, or just acts gay. The candy level of a candy ass nigga goes up every time they smoke weed. You will automatically know who a candy ass nigga is once you see one.
candy ass: "dude, have you heard that song 1000 miles by Vanessa Carlton? omg i love it!!!
dude: ...................................CANDY ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!
dude2: shut dat shit up candy
from the latin word: candius-punkus kid
those punk kids who ride their little bikes around your town/neighborhood and think they're cool but are assholes
"Oh my God, look at that candy-ass-punk-ass kid and his friends, ridin' around like they own the damn place"
(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.
That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.
She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.
Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.
When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.
You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!