Country Dictionary

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.

Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?

A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.

"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"

A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.

JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.

A loser who is part ass and part clown.

I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.

(n) an insult to one who acts silly, stupidly, or mindlessly. see dumbass or retard

billy (runs around in circles until he hits a pole)
bob: you ass clown!

Someone who is making an ass out of themself while trying to be funny

Look at Jake over there making an assclown of himself.