A fork of Rural Dictionary
To have ones skin burned in such a way to resemble bacon, or David Dickinson.
Similar to sun burn, but the man version, so incomprehensibly painful.
Sources of baconation include -
The sun
Sun beds, which chavs use
high dose radiation (its not fun)
general tomfoolery
Despite putting tonnes of sun cream on, liberally at the beach in a vain effort to show of my GUNS... I got totally baconated, still I put on a good show. Worth it.
Ok how do you NOT know what bacon is?
Lord ur missing out.
Mom : Sarah! We’re having bacon and eggs for breakfest!
Sarah : #$&@ save some for me!
A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.
a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"
Used for a very attractive female, To point out a Very attractive female to the people around you without arousing the suspicion of said female.
Other variations include: Macon-Mom bacon, Facon-Chubby bacon (Nothing wrong with a bigger female)
*Female enters bus and sits next to you and friends* "Dude i totally want some bacon right now" *Friends get the hint and take a look* "Yeah bacon sounds good right now"