A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of sex offenders cleverly disguised as a band.
Where did Lily go?
Well, Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers was at my house earlier...
15 million Scoville bare minimum. This bitch will knock your socks off like a dog in World War II. Take this shit with a megaton of milk, and yogurt, because without the correct rations, it could be your one way ticket to the grave. Be sure to have the U.S. arm y forces on your side for this one pal, it'll blow you away into a storm of strong emotions. Once you're finished fighting the big ass war of a fight, you'll become immortal to all spices, you'll join the X-Men for your amazing ability.
"HOLY FUCK THESE CHILI PEPPERS ARE FUCKING MY ASS!"
A sex act that requires the person performing the action to travel to the country of Thailand.
The person must first hire a lady boy, and then pay the lady boy to consume a high amount of spicy foods. After waiting for a few hours, the lady boy then proceeds to empty their intestinal tract into the performers mouth while they are felching.
Person 1: “I heard Gary did the Thai Chili Pepper while on his vacation”
Person 2: “Wow, i’m jealous.”
😭🤌
Mint: Ay, Wheres the chili?
Kiko: WITH THE CHILI PEPPER MAN-
😒🤌
Andy: Ay, wheres the chili pepper?
Deliah: With the chili pepper man, OF COURSE.
😒🤌
When a man rubs a spicy substance (eg: Hot Sauce) all over his penis and proceeds to have either oral, vaginal or anal sex, making their sex life extra spicy.
OH God Jeremy just 'Hot Chili Pepper'ed me!
When you rub spicy/hot sauce on your penis and balls, and stick it in someone's mouth.
"Oh god, Jeremy just 'Hot Chili Pepper'ed me!"