A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.
Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"
A committed relationship is an interpersonal relationship based upon a mutually agreed-upon commitment to one another involving love, trust, honesty, openness, or some other agreed-upon behavior
The act of being in a relationship with someone and being monogamous.
Terms related to committed relationship include:
monogamy: having a single long-term sexual partner
sexual fidelity: not having other sexual partners other than one's committed partner, even temporarily
Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you are in a committed relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.He is a real man.’
A phrase used by morons who don't know suicide has been legal since 1961.
Tim committed suicide!
No you dumbass, suicide is legal.
When you do an exercise and your ankles hurt
Person one: I just committed a yoonbum
person two: oh.
Ex. 2
Random: commit yoonbum or suffer.
Jerk off; complete an act of lust; sexual things
Brian: "Where you going bro?"
Jake: " Going to commit a sin, duh!"
when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets
i want to commit kermit