A fork of Rural Dictionary
When at least thirteen gay men stand upright performing anal sex and the last man sticks his penis into a woman's vagina.
I walked into the public bathroom yesterday, and saw the longest extension cord!
When one stretches out a telephone cord so that the spirals in the cord get stuck in an elongated position causing the cord to get tangled often. These bunches of tangles that increase difficulty of moving far from the base of the telephone are called cord spiders.
I can't reach the end of the hallway while holding the phone because of these blasted cord spiders!
When someone does something so ridiculous and stupid, and they don't realize it, and you have to actually tell them how stupid you are.
"Dude, I just asked the teacher if I had sex with her if she wuld give me an A" "WTF dude, you just pulled a Cord."