A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.
2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.
3. A really nice bum!
1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'
2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'
3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!
Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.
Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY
A man or woman who possesses very enticing attributes. Is very alluring in many senses but mostly referring to their good looking assets. Akin to "eye candy" but more enphasis on the butt. Good looking. Sexy. Alluring. Candy Ass.
That dude is such a candy ass, he gets all the ladies.
She gets anything she wants with her candy ass.
Of course he got the job, he has a candy ass.
When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.
You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!
Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!
Usually a grown man that is a wuss, pussy, and complaining a lot when it comes to them being sick and/or in pain.
The man is being such a candy ass (CA) because he won’t stop fussing about his hurt toe!