A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small lame school that probably has at least 4 kids that leave it every year. The freshmen are usually too grown and don’t know how to wear makeup. Freshmen are also loud and rowdy. The white sophomores are low key racist and clique. The African American sophomores talk a lot of stuff and don’t have the skills to back it up. The junior class is weird and a bunch of Emos. The seniors are just a bunch of spies for the vice principal who looks like a cartoon character.
Collegiate School of Medicine and Bioscience Is hell on earth.
The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.
"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
A very interesting school with the world's most best kids ever. But don't get tempted, it's not that easy to be at this school.
person 1: "Where is Lausanne Collegiate?"
person 2: "Down on Massey road!"
A student run organization committed to advancing the next generation of engineers through the development of small satellite technologies and space systems
The Collegiate Space Foundation was founded at UCF in 2019