A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Sexual group activity involving animals of any sort.
Brad: Hey Chadley, wanna have a clergy afterschool?
Chadley: Yeah for sure broham! Can we fuck the horse this time instead of the chicken?
Brad: For sure broski!
An unfortunate, all-too-familiar act of sexual misconduct that often befalls the innocent children of trusting, but ignorant religious parents.
Q: Shall I light a votive candle for you at the service tonite?
A: Hey, that's a really nice gesture; how about you just go ahead and light a collective candle for the group of kids that got clergy fingered at that fucked up church of yours...
Shoving your entire face in someones ass cheeks.
I just gave her a German Clergy
A man who is like a priest or child of god.
Mary Beth: Lil' timmy #73 Go tell the Clergy Man your sins.
Lil' Timmy #73: okay momma.