A fork of Rural Dictionary
To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.) May sometimes include drugs.
Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.
This word is a root for the situation that occurs when your brain goes "pffffffff".
Example1: Steve: O marez i cant remember anything for the exam. Will: Man u jus Hurp A Durp! Example2: Michael: Bro, ima herp a derp ur face dick! Nick: bring it foooo!
Elite tier of noshing off. Step above the standard slurp-a-durp given by basic bitches. The 3000 requires years of training and experience. It is not possible to describe the slurp-a-durp 3000 but you’ll know when you’ve had it
I went home with the girl last night and she gave me the slurp-a-durp 3000. It went off within 3.4 seconds!
An alternative form of "yep".
Person 1: "Don't you hate it when people say 'yep' instead of 'yes'?" Person 2: "Yurp-de-durp"
Past tense for durp. Aka the action of saying something random or/and off subject cause you have nothing to say
She durped when I asked her the mathematical question.
when you are feeling a thirst where you must slurp but then knowing that u really got to durp
“oh girl, im about to slurp and durp”
Slurp and durp refers to slurp the vagina then durp it
Hey did you slurp and durp her