A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!
The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”
Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love
When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
The Walking Dead has had a serious death drought lately.
My favorite song that makes life worth living. I LOVE YOU BEYONCÉ!!!!
What's your favorite song???
Oh, it's Love Drought by Beyoncé! That's my girl!!! 😝😝 AAAAAAA
FYCK JAY Z
When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.
- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought
The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.
"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"