A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb - The act of setting up post, or opposite of "roaming".
"hey whats up you've been standing here the whole party"
"yeah, im just gnoming tonight"
Gnome- Pronounced Nome, is a deformed dwarf fantasy figure. They were a red hat and often have a beard. A movie about Gnomes is "Gnomeo & Juliet" a parody film of "Romeo & Juliet". A common meme of Gnomes is "You just got gnomed!" Used in videos to troll or "gnome" people.
Grandma had a Gnome in her backyard.
a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages
"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you