A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of driving or walking around town and posing on either people you know, or random people's lawn. When they open the door and see everyone just standing there, their reactions are priceless.
The girls at the sleep over were bored, so they decided to go gnoming at random people's houses and laugh at their reactions.
Hiding gnomes around a friend/ family member's house, car, or work place.
I found a hilarious garden gnome in my locker today... have you been gnoming lately?
The opposite of trolling. Opening yourself right up for being insulted. Flamebaiting if you will. "Asking for it".
Person #1: (insert idiocy here)
Person #2: Stop gnoming, you whiny faggot.
Verb - The act of setting up post, or opposite of "roaming".
"hey whats up you've been standing here the whole party"
"yeah, im just gnoming tonight"
Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.
Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!
The act of receiving a blow job, and upon climax, ejaculating on her chin to resemble a beard. Then you proceed to violently fuck her ass hole with a pointy headed garden gnome.
"Hey Jake, what did you do last night??"
"Nothing much....oh but i did a little gnoming with shirly for a little while!"
"That's cool man! But not for long? How come?"
"Well she likes getting the beard, but she doesn't like getting fucked in the ass very much"