A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
A fat black man born and raised in the historically gay and black state of Nebraska. Predominatly found "spooking around" the streets of Omaha.
"That Nebraska Blue gummer Storm finger blasted his ass till it blead again and there is blood all over the carpet!!
A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.
Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.
Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth
The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer
When a woman chews up a bunch of habanero peppers and does oral sex.
He got a spicy gummer