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South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 03, 2011

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

by Maddie Queefer May 05, 2009

Hot Pink Air Balloon

When a man presses his butt hole up against a woman's vagina and farts into it in a sexual manner.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a hot pink air balloon, she said yes. After I gave it to her, she was very disappointed...

by Mitchole June 13, 2018

Russian hot air balloon

When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.

Did she really give Ryan a Russian hot air balloon in the gym bathroom?

by John pipes March 05, 2024

hot air balloon

The action of expelling ones flatulence into a vaginal orifice

Bro i totally gave britney a hot air balloon last night

by warspark February 25, 2015

Hot Air Balloon

The hot air balloon is when you fart in someone’s mouth, they swallow said fart, and then due to the laws of physics that hot air rises, one must do a handstand in order for the fart that has been digested to make an expedited movement to the recipients colon. At this point it may be ejected forcefully onto or into the other partner, or into the room.

Trevor told me he did the hot air balloon with his girl last night.

by sherwinre November 10, 2019