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Sink Monster

Slang for a sink garburator/garbage disposal/food disposer.

Feed your orange peel to the sink monster.

by thebuick December 10, 2009

There's Urine in the Sink

A phoney bologna fake, made-up song sung to the tune of, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Usually sung when it is necessary to pass micturition (piss) into a plastic bottle and then discreetly pour it into the sink.

There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

♫ Don't piss on the stereo

♫ There's urine in the sink, ♫

by Telephony August 17, 2016

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

by The great prophet Zarquon August 07, 2016

Sink or Float

A question asked to men asking whether or not their dick sinks or floats in a bathtub. Women have still not received the same answer... some men say float, others say sink.

Girl: Does it sink or float?
Guy: it sinks

Girl: Does it sink or float?

Guy: oh it definitely floats

by igotchudontworry November 04, 2019

The Sinking Sailor

A creamy mix of captain and a rootbeer float.
1. 2 shots Captain Morgan spiced rum
2. 1 can of rootbeer
3. 2 scoops vanilla ice cream

Stewart made The Sinking Sailors for the boys on Saturday night.

by ZORSE and the boys March 12, 2017

Sink the ship

When you pee on a floating turd in a toilet bowl in an attempt to sink it.

I went to take a piss and found a log floating there, so I played a game of sink the ship.

by Mooseballs113 June 14, 2018

slop-sink

Verb/Noun
A female, or lover, who instead of snow-balling or swallowing (see appropriate definitions) prefers "gurgling", swishing, and throughly enjoying whatever cum load they receive or request, produce or provoke.

"That girl is such a slop-sink, she gurgles cum like its listerine."

by dirtypiratehoe'12 September 04, 2008