A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jeff is a kid. He is 14 years old and he is a freaking tripod. he has a huge dick. Like huge like no other. He is also known by his alias Gigantic Jeff or The BIG one.
"hey have you heard about this kid Jeff?" said Scott " This kid Has a Big Dick! ITS HUGE!"
a nice guy that loves to shower girls with gifts and act like a gentleman. he plays sports and drives a nice car.
damn you're lucky, your boyfriend is a "jeff"
The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"
Man, I gotta take a Jeff! Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.
Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.
--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door --My house is so clean, it is so Jeff
The name used for only the best. ( most often killers)
Jeff is a caring soul, yes indeedy. He thinks he has tricks up his sleeve, but doesn't realize she had tricks he'd never seen before.
Don't y'all worry, Jeff was paid back 10 fold for everything he's ever done. For some odd reason, he keeps coming back for more though, ugh! I can only bitch slap him so many times...I think he secretly likes it. Sick bastard.