A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mere concept that no one understands but people have only figured out its a person who has many online personalities. His friends get annoyed at him for it, because it changes every couple of weeks.
Trent-What is the new Frederick Johnstone personality?
Sienna-I think this week it is Ku'kul'kan.
The sexiest human being on the planet. The moment you look at his infectious smile and dazzling green eyes you start to realize that this is no ordinary man, this is a god. A god with the power of all the gods and goddesses of the heavens. He truly is the most sexy, charismatic, beautiful human being on the planet.
God damn!!! Close Johnston is looking extra sexy today. You know, I may be straight, but I can’t help but wonder what his balls taste like. I’m guess strawberry or red wine. Cole Johnston sure is one sexy man.
another name for straight up G. Someone who gets all the ladies
man, you are such a coty johnston gettin all those bitches and hoes pregnant!
a jenny johnston is a beautiful human being. very sporty. big feet. a jenny johnston is a right catch with both ladies and men. most people find it hard to resist her charms. a jenny johnston loves kissing and leading people on.
sue - i kissed a girl last night.. i dont really fancy her though.
bob - have you pulled a 'jenny johnston'?
sue -yeah
A shithole full of slags and stupid teachers who need to learn how to teach properly don’t go to this school otherwise your life will turn into absolute hell
dad:do you wanna go to Durham Johnston?
daughter:errr no I would rather shag a dog
When someone goes to pick up someone from the airport or bus depot, but only drives by the front till that person is outside. this is also a way to save money due to the fact that you do not need to pay for parking. also refer to Johnston
Yeah frank just pulled a "Johnston Drive By" when he picked me up today what a lazy f@#$!
omg that model is nothing compared to olivia johnston