A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jakey (Jake) is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s musically talented, he plays the drums and sings! He’s very intelligent but can be a bit stubborn. He’s loyal and kind, Jakey will stand by your side through it all!
If you find yourself a Jakey never let him go, he truly is one of a kind & will make an amazing husband someday!
“Look there’s Jakey”
“He’s the best, we love Jakey”
“Jakey is the best boyfriend in the world!”
Pull a jakey means to do something stupid because jake is stupid and retarted
The best person in the world,aside from Zach's (is that how you say that) they have constant mood changes and specifically hate people with the name Zoe.
Guess who made this.Just guess.Jakey
he's the definition of perfection and he makes parissy smile so much byeee