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when you stick your dick and cum in a girls nose and take it out and make her lick off her own boogers
oh shit they pulled a dirty joaquin last night inside the horse barn
When bae asks you over to fuck during a hurricane
Bae: hey this hurricane is suppose to be pretty bad, Joaquin and chill?
girl: I'll get the condoms
A really wicked awesome man who's in movies. Such as The Villiage, Signs, Ladder 49, Buffalo Soldiers, etc. He's extremely talented and a wonderful actor.
Girl: Hey, did you see Joaquin Phoenix in that new movie?.....He's so hot!
Me: No man, he's totally wicked....
Joaquin not walking show how to spell my name because people think my parents are stupid cuz people think my name is spelled walking
Actor, Golden Globe Winner and modelizer
Girl 1: I heard that Joaquin Phoenix is dating Eva Mendes.
Girl 2: No, it's just a rumor. Joaquin only dates models.
When one goes into a dark ally way, and proceeds to squat down and take a shit. After done with said shit, stomps on the massive turd and goes about the walk.
"I left my wife and three hours later decided to do a dirty Joaquin.