A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who always gets what they want Someone who successfully ruins your life
Person 1 yelling at Winner: THERE IS NO ONE WHO HAS EVER DONE BETTER AT MAKING BE FEEL BAD; THERE IS NOTHING THAT DID QUITE KILL ME MORE THAN WHAT YOU DID; YOU HAPPY NOW YOU WON; YOU REALLY ARE THE WINNER; TAKE A BOW CAUSE YOUR THE WINNER
Unlike those losers at Warner Bros or CBS, Charlie Sheen is a Winner.