A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.
Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.
When the referees in basketball games give all the calls in one teams favor. Usually the Los Angeles Lakers.
Holy shit, you can't even touch Kobe without getting called for a foul, typical "Laker Treatment" shit by the reffs.
Kobe Bryant. he is the rapist on the LA Lakers
Laura: LOOK ITS LAKER RAPER! Christine: EWWWW KOBE IS LOOKIN AT A WHITE GIRL!
Someone who has been a resident of Onion Lake, Saskatchewan for a period of, one year, or more.
Only an Onion Laker can do that! I was gracious enough to meet an Onion Laker.