A fork of Rural Dictionary
the type of blue jean that nuzzles one's nads. Also referred to as nut huggers. Girl jeans worn by guys.
guy 1: dude, check out Charley and his new nad nuzzlers.
guy 2: wtf are nad nuzzlers?
guy 1: pretty much the same as nut huggers, but more more eccentric
Noun. singular - "toe-nad".
Derived from the Latin "Tovus Naadoscumati" meaning "testicular addition to the foot", "Toe-Nads" are the result of a rare but nonetheless comical foot condition known as "Acute Ballsackonfootitis", wherein a male's testicles are actually located on his feet in place of the more common lateral arrangement of phalanges, often referred to as "toes".
Jimmy has toe-nads.
Jackson brushed against Jimmy's toe-nads.
Jackson is now coming to grips with his homosexuality.
v. plopping down directly onto testes.
When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!
The highest pitch a man's voice can reach. Normally achieved after a kick to the crotch.
The local dogs went mental when Pete kicked Mike in the bollocks. Mike's Nad Note almost reached the high C.
A man's semeninefrious fluid, released during the act of ejaculation.
"After the load I blasted in her mouth last night, that bitch will be gurgling nad nog for a week and a half."