A fork of Rural Dictionary
code for getting laid
Alex: im gonna go home and nap
Daniel: then why is a girl going home with you
A US Army term for Non Airborne Personel. Defines soldiers who are not airborne qualified and unable to perform combat parachuting duties.
"Look at that NAP, what a douche bag!"
NAP, meaning Nerd And Proud, can be applied to any person, as an abusive term, or can be applied to ones self as proudness or use of computers or technology.
Daryl: I just got a headshot on Counter-Strike: Source!
Jack: OH YOU NAP!
Nicotine, Alcohol and Pussy
Acronym used to subtly express a need for Cigarettes, Booze and Cunt, either at the same time or one at a time. Can be a combination of any of those factors. Commonly used altogether.
Dude 1 - Man I've had a rough week
Dude 2 - Shit, you should take it easy
Dude 1 - Nah, I need a NAP night
to sleep for a random, yet large number of hours, while at the same time, unknowingly, misleading her friends into believing she's been dead, has disappeared or is secretly taking a poop, when in reality she is just bundled up, all cozy under her heating blanket and warm comforter, smiling and snorring her little head off
My friend took a very long nap and had me scared to the point of realeasing toxic waste in my pants