A fork of Rural Dictionary
A laddysman who is strong and will beat the living fuck out of Anyone if u test him. A Neil can also be none as chlamydia
Dad:have u put up that shelf
Neil:stfu
1 minute later dad has been drop kicked down the stairs
An idiot not loyal a controlling person that will never want you to change if you find a Neil don’t bring him into your life it will be your biggest regret
Oh no that’s a Neil
Can’t believe how nasty he is
Charismatic guy- looks an awful lot like a young Will Ferrell. Smart, funny and kind. Has a tendancy to chat incessantly about random bits of information. His only downfall is his love for Glenn Beck. There is an urban legend going around that Neils are prone to be menstruated on at social events without their willingness.
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A Not Neil is one of the worst people you'll ever meet. They claim to be an artisit but they ain't. Not Neils are very shy but do try to open up and when they do you want to shoot them in the face. They are obsessed with watching anime and would try to get them to watch it with you, but you wouldn't want to. If you ever see a Not Neil in the wild take action immediately and burn the nest. Once the hive queen is dead the Not Neil drones woud soon fall as well.
Person 1: Hey is that a Not Neil
Person 2: My god it is. DEPLOY THE TROOPS.
A fat shit, that stays home all day and complains about his wife, is know to break up with you and date your sister. And takes steroids Daily.
Neil aka I fucked yo Bitch