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rugby retart

a name commonly used among college rugby players for their team mates who have have so many concussion that they suffer from
1) short term memory problems
2) trouble paying attention in conversation
3) walk down there hall to the dorm showers relies they forgot there shampoo go back to there dorm, for get what they came back to get, and go back to the shower and repeat the process until they give up, some one tells them, or they learn to compensate.
to be a Rugby Retart one must also continue to play the sport regardless of them knowing that they have made themselves this way form repeated concussion

yeah bro Landin and Chris are the only rugby retarts on the team at the moment, with Chris being the greater retart at the moment. how ever jake sustain his second the other day and my be on his way.

by maximum highness. November 18, 2012

retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse

oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again

by soggys January 12, 2022

retarted

people that aren't preps

they are preps so you know they aren't retarted!

by Anonymous October 13, 2002

retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.

Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 02, 2017

Retarted Swag

Crazy- Stupid.When you act crazy yet stupid making people laugh.

He got that retarted swag.
She be doing that retarted swag stuff.

by Freeda & Tia & Kenneth July 11, 2010

retarted fuck

your fucking retarded!

why would you do that you retarted fuck?

by CummingGilinsky December 24, 2016