A fork of Rural Dictionary
you kiddin me?
Dude, no way...you shittin on my foot?
When the man ejaculates into the anus of their partner, the partner then pigeon walks a minimum of 3 feet before chirping and shitting the white-ish stool onto 3rd parties face
My girlfriend totally gave me the shittin pigeon last night..
1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you
2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit
I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.
When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.
Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”