A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of cumming on an amputee limb
Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year" Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.
Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree” Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”
when a girl is giving you head you push her head against your dick til she throws up, punch her in the nose, and blow a load on her face. hence the snow covered christmas tree
dude i pulled the christmas tree on my girl last night, she got pissed.
A quote from the Youtube series 'The Missadventures of MarVex' by Spoony-Chan and Arxaith. It is used a lot by mainly one person in it, Marluxia (spoony-chan), and he uses it towards Vexen (Arxaith). It basically means an old man's you-know-what.
Marluxia(Spoony): You have a christmas tree penis! Vexen(Arxaith): What does THAT mean?! Marluxia(Spoony): *in a sing-song voice* Dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration!
Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.
Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.
A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.
Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!" White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament." Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"