A fork of Rural Dictionary
The #1 Salad Tosser
Person one: Hey Jose!
Person two: Don't talk to him he tosses salads.
the boy I loved, the boy I lost, and the boy who spoiled it for every other guy I'll ever meet.
he is the standard I hold every guy to.
"he's no jose."
A very attractive boy with a great heart and is very funny and he makes me smile.
Jose is one of the most loving, caring and most loyal person you'll ever run into. He is always there for you and always picks you up when you're down.
He never let's you down and he always tries his best. If you find yourself someone called Jose, make sure you keep them because it's hard to find another. He is one of the most adorable people on the planet not only his face but also his personality. Keep him in your life and don't let go.
Casie: omg a Jose I'm so lucky to find you
Jose: no you're not!
Casie: YES I AM I'LL KEEP YOU 4EVER
Somebody that urban dictionary wants you to buy a mug for
josejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejosejose