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Twonk

A twink, long past their expiry date.

Oh jesus Mary n jofiss. Thon gemini is such a twonk.

by Geniminemi May 15, 2022

twonk

the insult that can say alot but without swearing at the same time

you absolute twonk

by _lofi_ May 19, 2021

Twonk

1. A person who is an idiot
2. An insult between two friends

Gertrude: “oh no i just walked into a wall”
Barry: “haha well done you twonk

by October 23, 2020

Twonk

a "Twonk" is inbetween a "Twink" and a "Hunk" it can be used in any sentence

Hey Karl you look like a Twonk today.

by vermited. May 19, 2024

Twonk

Family friendly version of twat

Ellis: do u like my pink hoodie that I spend £200

Euan: no u twonk

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

Twonk

A twonk is a fat/overweight Asian (just like twink, but for overweight Asian)

Asian: That is STILL incorrect
EXAMP: Alright, Twonk.

by .owO. February 11, 2020