A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.
I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.
A famous tactic created by Stooge by remaining level 1 in mass in a game called Custom hero footies, no matter who they're against. Normally the opponent will feel sorry and leave the game and allow the brilliant tactician to win out of pity. It was created when a infamous player Stooge kept failing and losing "mass" in the custom hero footies games that people felt sorry for him and left the game just so he could win.
Person 1: Dude he's doing the stogge tactics Person 2: What a loser and a noob, he should go QQ. let's leave Person 1 and 2 leave Tactician Yes I win! I'm on another level! Stogge tactics never fail me!
An act in which the girl you've been waiting to meet up with bullshits you saying she can't come but she still wants to. She either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can't hang out when she said she could.
Guy 1: How was it with you girl today? Get some.. Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit. Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?
The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.
Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.." Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!" Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"
1 - A tactic for use in dire circumstances. 2 - When there seems to be no reasonable resolution to a situation, creation and implementing a very extreme tactic. This derives from the actions of a squirrel when it is cornered with no reasonable method of escape. The squirrel will then use any method possible to escape.
Johnny fought three men at the same time last night. When he saw he was outnumbered he turned to squirrel tactics to fight the men off.
An act commonly practiced in single-player video games for various reasons, mainly because the player is in a position where he/she is unable to progress any further or return, and must kill their character in order to respawn at the last checkpoint.
Steve was playing Half-Life when he fell into a pit he couldn't climb out of, so he committed tactical suicide and threw a grenade at his feet, thereby killing himself so he could restart from the last checkpoint.