A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pooping in the sheets will having sex and then throwing them around you and your partner
"yo did you hear stacy did a frenchman roll up in my bed? now i have to get a new mattress"
When you position the queen behind the king in a vulnerable position. A horse and a bishop may make an appearance.
You may have fallen for the classic frenchman’s reacharound. Perchance
Refers to someone that is knowledgeable enough about sex to get their partner off regardless of the hardware they were born with ; inventive in the bedroom and dedicated to their partners pleasure.
That dude gets ass all the time, he must be hung like a horse! - Naw they say hes about average but he fucks like a frenchman.