A fork of Rural Dictionary
A weight freak athlete who watches every gram. Applies to cyclists, hikers and mountain climbers who will go to extraordinary lengths (trim the tags off their clothing) to save a gram.
Road-bike makers were catering to "gram geek" racers by shaving off every extra paper clip's worth of weight from their high-end cycles.
You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.
Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”
The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.
David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol
(n). An individual who walks into medical marijuana dispensaries solely with a purpose in hopes of getting FREE product with the least amount to almost no effort and monetary possible.
(n). A person or group of individuals who only care about FREE weed.
(n). A person who solely seeks out establishments for free product on a daily basis.
(n). A person who is very boastful & claims they know a plethora of people in order to get a hook-up.
" (sighs) Here comes gram chaser! AND he's brought a friend!"
"Ryan is such a gram chaser he only comes in on Thirsty Thurdaze."
"Look at his gram chasin' ass and he only has $5."
"Did they both buy?" "Nah you know gram chaser only brought his friend so they both can smoke.."