A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hot af mf before the nose job
Me: "Tom Riddle is so hot!"
Bestie: "Isn't that Voldemort?:
Me: " Yah, but he was hot when he had a nose!"
Mattheo riddle a god
omg Mattheo riddle is such a god
Also see: Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, Riddle, Riddle Rat, Riddle Vision.
"There aren't that many girls at Embry-Riddle."
When engineering students at Embry-Riddle don't actually learn the material; they just retain it long enough to pass the exams and get the grade, then proceed to purge it from their brain. Thus they go into the field with a degree, but actually know nothing.
"Bro, help me with this whack-ass integration." "What, is that Calc 2? I used the Riddle Flush and forgot that shit after freshman year, homie."
To be completely soaked/inundated with semen. Can apply to people or inanimate objects.
1. We've been having sex all day. I am completely jizz-riddled from head to toe.
2. Look at that poor bukake girl- her face is jizz-riddled!
3. I jerked him off several times last night. My sheets and blanket are jizz-riddled.
A simple way of categorizing how good a "that's what she said" joke is.
A way of rating a "that's what she said" joke on a scale from one through three. Level one being the easiest and three being the hardest. A level one is very easy to make, and doesnt require much thought be put into it. A level two is when someone says something that requires some thought and imagination to make it seem sexual. Level three is just a level two, but in front of a large audience.
I dont know why, i havent changed anything, but it's just getting bigger and bigger lately
Thats a level one on the Riddle Scale if ive ever heard one
A disease that runs rampant at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. The main symptom is thinking that bland or ugly girls are "hot." Whilst males of different backgrounds, races, and personalities may suffer from the disease, it is most common in the typical dorky, ROTC, aviation obsessed, preppy, WASP students that attend ERAU.
Damn, that chunky, greasy girl is looking hot as fuck. Wait a second. I must have.... *GASP* RIDDLE VISION!