Country Dictionary

A place that was eaten by birds a long long time ago. Wisconsin is a secret government facility used hide the fact that wisconsin isnt real. It is a known fact that wisconsin isnt real. Go to soundcloud and look up wisconsin isnt real audiobook extended version

A fake state that was eaten by birds is called wisconsin

cheese

person 1: ever been to Wisconsin?
person 2: cheese

Massive dump. Trump said he lost in 2020 because there were massive dumps of votes in various states including Wisconsin.

I took a Wisconsin last night after that beefy dinner and my tummy ache went away.

A cesspool of low IQ, a garbage pile of a state that should it be wiped out by the most inhumane and bloody way possible the world would cheer. Everybody is constantly in a state of despair and will continue to be in such until this mistake, this abomination is purged from the earth.

Wisconsin is a fucking shithole. Jesus christ they even lie about being the Cheese capital of the world. Honestly how fucking stupid can you get

A state where it was considered almost legal to hunt cats. The law was NOT passed on account of shooting cats is friggin' retarded.

Someone: I want to shoot cats!
Someone Else: Not here, beyotch! Getcher pussy elsewhere!

A place where it's becoming legal to shoot cats.

Y'all been up to the northerner parts? Somewhere left a the great lakes is a great place where you can get some GOOD HUNTIN... they even letcha kill the cats!

A loose definition of "responsibly" used to refer to drinking in Wisconsin.

dun worry Officer Dick *poorly hidden muffled laughter*, i only drunk Wisconsinably last night, so wasnt my fault in the accident.