Country Dictionary

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Alabama Avalanche

when you bust a nut on a girls face (preferably on her forehead) and the load runs down her face and body the way and avalanche comes down a mountain

Zeke busted an alabama avalanche on gertrude's face after they had just banged

by Hotdog Bunning June 27, 2005

Nose avalanche

When a girl has to sneeze after you've unloaded in her mouth while holding her hand in front, resulting in the jizz coming out through her nose.

Originated as a variation on snowballing.

Jay: Yo, Frizzle's girl had a nose avalanche yesterday, she was all allergic and had to sneeze.

Lawrence: Rly? Trippin' balls.

by The_Jay March 04, 2010

cereal avalanche

When one accidentally pours milk too quickly into a cereal filled bowl, and ends up with milk and cereal spilling over the other side.

"Aw man, now I have to clean up this cereal avalanche!"

by Molly Ivins May 01, 2010

Turkish Avalanche

When one cums on a falafel and someone eats it.

Howard is known for giving a mean Turkish Avalanche!

by Nenners January 25, 2009

work avalanche

When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009

brown avalanche

A brown avalanche is the fecal equivalent of a golden shower.

Hank gave Cecilia $50 for a brown avalanche.

She climbed to the top of a stepladder and gave him his money's worth.

by scodder June 04, 2010

ass avalanche

A rapid flow a shit coming out of your asshole.

OMG did you hear that? Sounds like Sonny has massive ass avalanche today!

by helyan September 29, 2010