Country Dictionary

When fraternity gentleman are acting erroneous, or are engaging in erroneous behavior.

"Noj hooking up with that slore is complete bagels"

plain donut, only good if it has stuff on it

person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps

A bagel: butthole bread

You're such a bagel 🙄

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

Bagel stole my lunch money again!

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...

What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!