A fork of Rural Dictionary
Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”
“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
Someone who’s farts fucking stink
“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
When you cum on a girl who has a bush
Man. Guess what i did last night?
What?
I bushes baked beans a girl
a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.
Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro
whoa bro pretty joggers
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