A fork of Rural Dictionary
we all know the dumb show caillou, but in my ea sports nhl games i made caillou a nhl player, he is a defence men for the ottawa senators, he is 6'7 and 240 pounds he is the best and toughest player ever, he wins 98% of the fights that he is in and has the biggest hits ever he is the leading goal scorer on my team and he is a d man, he is 20 years old in nhl 18, he is a fake player that i have made.
did you see caillous goal last night,
After seeing this piece of shit and his balled cancer looking ass I start to question my sanity
Me seeing Caillou for the first time "why just please kill me"
Caillou is a piss baby little shit whi thinks he can get whatever he wants but he can't why? Because he doesn't deserve hair food or love.
Mom:Caillou just cause you hate your brother for being our new top priority since he's a new born doesn't mean you can hurt him Caillou:*demon schreeches*
A controversial Canadian TV show centered around a 4-year-old boy of the same name who constantly throws tantrums and whines... and always ends up getting what he wants through guilt-tripping and is never punished for some reason.
I'm just a kid who's four Each day I grow some more I like exploring I'm Caillou So many things to do Each day is something new I'll share them with you I'm Caillou My world is turning Changing each day With mommy and daddy I'm finding my way! Growing up is not so tough 'Cept when I've had enough But there's lots of fun stuff I'm Caillou Caillou Caillou I'm Caillou That's me!
The spoiled shit in the TV show; Caillou. He has no hair, not because of a disease like cancer, but because he has AIDS. He has 69 other STDs like Clamitia, and herpes. This is why he is always bitching like a little shit about everything
Stop being such a Caillou, ya fucking piece of shit