Country Dictionary

The act of accidentally cumming all over yourself prematurely while masturbating (commonly resulting in a change of shorts)

"Guys i just slip and came all over my shorts and had to change."

To Jack. Also used to explain when you get jacked.

Yo bitch, some fucker came up on my wallet at Tacos Mexico yesterday.

When you get sober off drugs.

I thought I was trippin', but when I came down, I realized I was in the past.

A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.

image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.

a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"

"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"

1. A successful outcome, winning in a competition

2. Literally, having an orgasm on top position

1. Sheila came on top of the opposition

2. Sheila came on top of her boyfriend

One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.

*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING

An expression used when one makes a mistake

also interchangeable with "my bad"

I accidentally showed your boyfriend those dirty text messages you sent me.... came down!