Country Dictionary

A paltalk term for a man who is able to walk, wank and talk at the same time

Look that man is doing a COLDPLAY

Last night I did so much coldplay

See Radiohead.

"What? That's a Coldplay song?"

1) A band, which I must say, has become overrated, nonetheless a good band. I personally greatly enjoy their music.

It's argued greatly on this site whether Coldplay or Radiohead is a better band. I prefer Coldplay, but Radiohead is also a good band. You can like either, no one gives a shit. Quit arguing about it.

2) Apparently some form of sexual act that has to do with cold objects. Ex. Ice Cubes

1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion.
Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.
Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.

Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES! Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI

Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG

2) I shove Icecubes up my urethra. Daily. It hurts to piss.

A band great for someone who has never listened to Radiohead, U2 or Oasis. You basically have to have very bland and generic music tastes to enjoy them. Being a Coldplay fan is like the music equivalent of enjoying Twilight.

This douche "Coldplay is so awesome!"
Me "Well they're okay, but they are nothing special."
This douche "Shut up! I bet you listen to Fall out Boy or Panic! at the Disco! Loud music without depth or soul!"
Me "Um, know, not liking one band does not entail that I like these bands at all. Just let me listen to whatever I like to listen to."
This douche "Idiot!"
Me "Just leave me alone."

Wicked awesome band from some other country.

"Once, I listened to a song by Coldplay, and I liked it so much I went out and told my friend's mom that Coldplay is really good and she should probably buy their newest album because it's really good."

"Literal" meaning= Some band people argue wether it's better than radio head
URBAN meaning (the one that REALLY matters)=Sexua techniques involving ice and refrigerators, better if combined with watersports

I'm totally into coldplay, I screwd my girlfriend in a tub o' ice and use an Alaskan pipe to please her

basically, you're gay if you DON'T listen to them.

Me: Awe, man, I love Coldplay. "Fix You" always makes me cry.

Fag: This shit is retarded.

Me: You don't listen to Coldplay?

Fag: Hell no, that's pussy shit.

Me: You're a fucking fag. Coldplay is the shit.