Country Dictionary

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.

"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

When you're drinking Kok and someone's aass dribbles into the glass tainting your kok but you still chug the kok

When Richard had his kok and Phills mango aass ejected into the kok glass for a fuller fruity flavour, wow what a Dodgy kok

A word used particularly in England to mean unusual, suspicious, or unnatural.

Harry: Ay want some cheese?
Eric: Na bro it looks a bit dodgy

When you are British asfand you want to define a situation or something stressful or weird in just one word; you'd say Dodgy!

Ireland is bloody Dodgy bruv! can't walk securely without a piece!

Blud! Neal's acting quite Dodgy lately !

That's one Dodgy scar mate!

A word used when no other word is available. No actual meaning.

My life is so, so dodgy.