A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)
Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!
Someone that prefers ONLY anal sex. (male or female)
Frankie is an avid dumpster jumper since way back in high school.
The act of inviting a fine piece of homeless ass to go to her favorite garbage dumpster and take a pounding. This is the same as netflix and chill for poor people.
Me: "Dude I think I need to go to the doctor"
Friend "why"
Me: "I talked this homeless chick into a little dumpster and chill action and now I think I need to get checked"
To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.
The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.
The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.
I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.
1. A female, usually a slut, who ends up full of sperm, which contains DNA.
2. A vagina, the place where sperm is deposited.
Man 1 - Last night I fucked Brianne!
Man 2 - Don't be too proud, bro. She's a DNA dumpster. I fucked her within a week of meeting her!
Man 1 - I don't give a shit, bro! She was mad good!
A raccoon. Within the ecosystem of the dumpster (bacterium, maggot, cockroach, mouse, rat, freegan, raccoon), the raccoon or dumpster shark is the apex predator. It takes only a small amount of decomposing food or garbage to attract these animals, who can seemingly detect the odors from this kind of waste from kilometres away. Sometimes traveling in large groups but typically cruising solo, larger specimens may pose a threat to humans and pets.
Just toss that chopped up body behind the 7-11. The dumpster sharks will take care of the rest.